Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge.
Student-Shaadi.
Teacher-Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student-Dulha Banunga.
Teacher-Ohho, I mean to say,bade hoker kya haasil karoge.
Student-Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe...matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge.
Student-Bahu launga
Teacher-Haraamkhor. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain.
Student-Pota.
Teacher-Hey bhagwan..
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai...?
Student - "Hum do hamare do..."