Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.

So I created Mother.

Devil Replied: Me too can’t be everywhere.

So I created Mother-In-Law.

Wife: You changed after marriage.

Husband: I’ve told you that

“I am not interested in Married womans”

So Many OPTIONS

-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING
-JUMP FROM BUILDING
-LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS

But People Choose

MARRIAGE “:-D

SLOW But SURE

Get Married,

Not for yourself,

but for the future of your children,

they are getting late for school :p

Father to son:

If You don’t pass your Exams this time

Dont call me DAD,

After some days……..

Father:How is your result?

Son:Sorry Rameshwar.

What is the similarity between a Dianasour and a sharif boy..??

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Dono ab iss duniya mein nahin paye jatey….

Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sb Se khubsurt Hai Usay Jan Se Mar Doon

Pr

Kya

Karu

Khud Kushi Krna B To paap hai.

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!

One boy love two girls = TALENT!

Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

‘Its really hard to wait

for the right person in our life.

Especially when the wrong ones are so cute

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin

colleague asked: What happened?

She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?

I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

There is only one perfect child

in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife

in the world and every neighbour has it.

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

In order to get 100/100 in life,

a man requires 100% talent,

whereas a woman requires only 4% talent

& the remaining is only 36-24-36

Calendar of Love

January = Rose

February = Propose

March = Gift

April = Lift

May = Chatting

June = Dating

July = Miss

August = Kiss

September = Marriage

October = Broke up

November = Rest

December = Next

Have a nice year ahead.

Teacher: what is a blue film?

Student: It is a family movie,

which the whole family watches,

but alone at different times

Why Smart People Always Say.

They are Busy
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I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:

“If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy..”

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are running!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up