Showing posts with label Exams SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exams SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, April 7, 2011

To save paper, exams should be given

on mobiles instead of sheets

coz students have more

typing speed than writing speed.

What an !dea!
If all the musicians of this world

join together & make a sweet melody

to facilitate sleep,

They still can’t defeat our TEXT BOOKS
Four things boys do in the Examination Hall
1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans & tube lights
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for at least next Exams

Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall
1.Write
2.Write
3.Write
4.And just Write
Aata ho ya na aata ho….
Our education system has a drawback;

It does not teach us teamwork.

And

When we make efforts for working as a team

by solving our tests collaboratively,

they call it cheating….!!
3 Reasons To Give Exam

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.

3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.
Smoking Effects Lips

Drinking Effects Liver

Girls Effects Heart

But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,

It Effects BRAIN.

Direct Coma ….:-D

Avoid it..
World’s best feeling:

It comes

when we see a wonderful question paper

in the examination hall

& we smile at each other

& say
.
.
.
Ek vi nai andaa.
Special yoga for highly stressed students

Sit on your chair bend your head back

Close your eyes slowly

Completely relax & say

.

.

.

Bhaar mein gayi degree!