Monday, December 27, 2010

Every nice Person is a gift of God. Its one of life's best blessings, a
Priceless gift that can never be
Bought, Sold, or Forgotten, Just like
"You".
Gud mrng
Zamane ki hr JANNAT ap k naam ho.

Ye zindgi ki khushyan ap k naam ho.

Dil se dua hai ap k liye,

2011 me hony wali shaadiyo me apka bi Naam ho.:-
bichadne walo ko yaad me kya doge.
sote hue ko khuab me kya doge.
ham chahte hai umar bhar pyar ka vada.
kaho es saval ka javab kya doge.
Newton in romantic mood.
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;only it can be transfer one girlfriend to another with some loss of money".  
Pyar Ho Ya Gum
Zyada Ho Ya Kam
Sb Sehna Padata He
Chahe Sapne Haqiqt N Ho Paye
Chahe Zindgai Musibat Ban Jaye
Fir Bhi Zinda Rehna Padta He.
Aap Kudrat ki banayi tasveer ho

Mere dil se judi 1 janjeer ho

Hum to us hath ko hi kat denge

Jis hath me Aapse judai ki lakeer ho..!

Awsm lines said by a  prsn...

"I m proud of my heart...
U knw y..??
Its played, loved, burnt and broken..
But somehow it still works..!
1 Cigrate apki zindgi k 5min kam kr deti hai,

or 1 Smile apki zindgi k 10min bdha deti hai.

Moral:- Haste-Haste Cigrate pite rho.
To v 5min ka fayda hoga,.
FaCt Of FeELiNgz*
"No Matter How Much U Flirt With Anyone During The Day..
At Night U Will Always End Up Dreaming About The One U Truly Love..!!
Har Kadam Pr Apki Hasi Ho,
Hr Pal DiL Me Apki Khushi Ho,

Sitare B Zamin Pr Akar Apko Gher Le,

Aisi Chand Ki Tarah Chamakti Apki Zindgi Ho...
Kisiko Yaad Nahi Ati Koi Yado Me Rota He
Kisiko Nind Nahi Aati
Koi DinRaat Sota He
Saza Hamesa 1 Ko
Q Milti He?
Jabki Kasur 2no Ka Hota He.
Coolest msg. . . . . . . .
"if we sleep on flowers,its called our first night"

"if flowers sleep on us,its called our last night"
Nyc txt:
Weneva i gav ma preciouz value 2 a prsn, dey alwy'z cheat'd me n brok ma hrt! N nw if i don valu dem, dey kol it "Attitude"!!!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi h,
Gam k sagar me is kadar kho gayi h
Tum kr do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Life is all about 3 things :-
Winning, Losing and Sharing..
Winning others HEART
Losing bad things.
Sharing happy moment.
That's life..!
GoodNight..
5great people of India.

Gandhi:Jo rahe nahi.
Atal ji: jo kisi kaam k nahi.
Dr.Mnmohan:Jo kuch krte nhi.

Baki bache hm dono,jo kisi k baap se darte nhi.
God is above u-to save u. Below u-to support u
Before u-to guide u
Behind u-to protect u
Inside u-to develop u
"may dis trust always remain wid u.
Pandit- Tumhare jeewan mein 6 ladkiyaan aaengi.

Boy- Wow.

Pandit- Zyada khush mat ho,
1 wife our 5 betiyaan hogi.
Manzile Bahut hain afsane Bahut hain
Rah-e-zindgi me imtehan aane Bahut hain
mat karo gila uska jo  mila nahi
is duniya me khush rehne ke Bahane Bahut hain
Es saal k end ka sawal.Aap k khayal se m ne apko kya diya?

Khushi,
Mohabbat,
Waqt,
Bharosa,
Hosla,
Nafrat,
Tension,
Timewaste,
Apnapan?

Rpl plz cmplsry.
Unse Door rehne
ka Mashwara b
likha tha.

Saath mohabbat
ka wasta b likha
tha.

Likha tha Mere
Ghar na Aana
kabi.

Aur unke Ghar
ka Rasta b likha
tha.
 .@@,  ,@@.
@. . .@. . . @
.@. .  . . . .@
    "@,,@"

HAPPY HEART DAY.Is DIL ko apno ko bhejiye
Mujhe b.if I m?agr 3"DIL"vapas aye to apki 1oo % wish puri HOGI
2 student raat me padhte hue,
sonu-kitne baje hai?
monu ne patthr uthakar samne k ghar pe mara,
1 aurat nikli or boli,
kamino ab to so jao rat k 3 baj rahe h.
('-_-') (@.@)
<) (> <( )>
_/ /_ _/ /_
Apki photo pakdi gai hai,
Girlfrend ke sath ghumte hue,
Negativ chahye to SMS karte rhna,
wrna photo ghar bhej denge.
aaj mushkurane ko Ji chahta hai
Har Gam bhulane ko Ji chahta hai
Aapki yaad me Message kya bheju?
khud aapke pass aane ko Ji chahta hai....
Gussa ho!

MERA SMS NAHI aaya isliye
YE LO
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms
sms
sms
sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs
STYLE WALE BHI LO
$M$
$m$
$M$
ab to khush ho?
;*'' ''*.
 '*;_
  _    '*;.
  *:, .;*;'UBHA

        .KA.
 ;*" "*.
'*;_
_      '*;.
*:, .;*;'ALAM.

With lots of prayers
&
best wishes.

GOOD MORNING
Nasheeli Aankho Se Wo Jab Hamein Dekhte H
Hum Ghabrakar Ankhen Jhuka Lete H
Kaun Milaye Un Ankhon Se Ankhen
Suna H Wo Ankho Se Apna Bana Lete H.
Gudmorng!!
      ;         ;
  c(""")   c(""")
    '""''      '"""
Special BRU coffee
One for you,
One for me!


Cheers,
Lets Enjoy!

GOOD morning!Cutu
Har Kisi K Liye Hm Wish Nhi Krte

Ye Baat Hum Yhi Pr Finish Nhi Krte

Agar Kbhi Hmara SMS Na Aye To

Ye Mat Sochna K Apko Hum Miss Nhi Krte..
Gud Mrng..
If u say my eyes are beautiful,
its b'coz they are looking at u,
 my eyes are just the windows
for my feelings come to end on you... :)
80kg chocolate and 60 kg honey & i still can't make a person as sweet as U..
Wish u a Happy World Bestfriend Day. Send 2 all ur Good Friends.even me If so. :-)
Santa ki tapasya se khush hokar Bhagwan SHIV bole- Var Mango Vats....!!
Santa-Hey bhagwan Ye kya keh diya aapne, main to vadhu k liye tapasya kar raha tha...
Degrees f frnds..!
Send it 2 ur frndz n c k wo tmhe konsi degree denge!!
but 1st rply me

B.A
Beautiful Angel.

B.E
Beautiful Eyes.

B.sc
Beautiful Sweet Caring.


MBA
Mental Bt Attractive.

MBBS
Much Beautiful Bt Silly.

B.B.A
Beauty,Bold & Atrractive.

P.H.D
Perfect Heart Dream...
Gulshan me Rab ne Hazaro FooL khilaye h,
Tab jakar Hawa ke Jhokhe Mahak paye h,
Tute h Na jane kitne Khubsurat Taare-
Tab jakar Aap jaise Dost zamin par aaye h.:-)
2011 is coming

Wish u a very

Happy new year

&

Valentine day

Basant Panchami

26 january

15 august

 Happy Friendship,

Mother,

Father,

Dadi,

Dada,

Nana,

Nani,

mama

mami

TeacherS

Students

Childrens day

Rose Day

Chameli Day

Choclate day

coffee Day

Toffee Day

Dosti Day

Dry Day

Fri Day


2 Oct

3 Oct

4 Oct

5 Oct

Rain Day

Ozone Day

Phone Day

Mobile Batry Sim

&

Happy B'day

365Good Mornings

Afternons

Evenings

&

nights

Roz Roz ka drama hi khatam.

Ab pure saal mat kehna ki

SMS nahi kiya....
      ::::::::::::{}:::::::::::::
2,00,000 Shadi Pr.
4,00,000 jewellary pr
& Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Pr,
Yani,
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghante Ka Rs.9027.77778
aur
1 Minute ka Rs.150.46296
Ufff...
Tauba Tauba.
.
Love Marriage::-*
.
Sirf
.
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notary
50 Varmaala
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
.
.
Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka

...jago graahak jago...or apne lover k sath bhago.
Just a few days and this year shall come to an end..
Before i can wish you happy new year, i just wanted to say:
Thank you- for everytime you helped me and stood there for me
Sorry- for whenever i hurt you or let you down, i am sure i didnt mean to
Remember- no matter where you are or in wat condition, i'll always be there for you.
This msg is for all of those beautiful ppl who made my life worth living this year, i hope you stay in my life forever.
HAPPY NEW YEAR. Gt ur all wishes fulfild..
Thank u,4 being dere.U hear my drms n u inspire me..U sense my doubts..N u encourge me,U watch my grwth n u aplaud me..U feel my pain n u suport me..U knw my faults n u acept me..N I realy mis al thse dys gone by n wil alwys cherish our r'ships....Thank u 4 being dere whr I need u..Thank u 4 being so caring n 4 evrythng u do always.
A boy nd a girl loved each othr vry much. Unfortunately d girl died.Boy ws upset so much nd he cud nt stop his tears.He kept on crying dy n nite.Mny ppl gav sympathy bt no  argumnt cud stop his tears.1nyt he slept nd had a drm.He saw d grl in heavn wid so mny grls of her age.He felt relax.Bt he noticed dt evry grl ws in fairy dres n had a lighten candle in deir hans bt his gf had a candle wich ws nt lighten.he askd her "y ur candle is nt lighten?"she said "wenevr i enlighten my candle ur tears fall on it.plz stop crying."  
True lov cares 4evr !
Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ki Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Dia

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Hathi B Sath Chala

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Sher Ne Glass Rkha

Aur Chuhe Ko 2 Jhapad Mara

Hathi- Q Mar Rhe Ho Bechare Ko

Sher- ye Kamina roz desi peekar subko Jungle Me Aise Hi Ghumata hai....
1 ladki ne God se pucha.
What is love?
God ne kaha jao baag me se 1 phool le aao,vo ladki phool lene gyi,use 1 phool pasand aaya par vo jiyada sunder phool chahti thi,vo aage chali gayi,lekin use acha phool na mila,jab vo wapis vo phool lene gyi to use wo phool bhi na mila,vo bahut pachtayi,usne God ko aakar bataya,Then God say,"THIS IS LOVE"jab pyaar tumhare paas hota hai to uski kadar nahi hoti,par uske jane ke baad uska ehsaas hota hai. That's "LOVE".
Its a Real Story from
MADHYA PRADESH

Pyaar karna itna bada gunah hai !
1 Ladka aur Ladki aapas me bahut pyaar karte the.
Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya,
usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh dia.
wo aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi ki achanak..
LIGHT CHALI GAI..
Paas me khada wo ladka chillaya
SHIVRAAJ SINGH JI JINDABAD:-

D MORAL-
Agar sachcha hai aapka pyaar,
To sath hai Aapke
MADHYA PRADESH Sarkar
Its a Real Story from
MADHYA PRADESH

Pyaar karna itna bada gunah hai !
1 Ladka aur Ladki aapas me bahut pyaar karte the.
Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya,
usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh dia.
wo aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi ki achanak..
LIGHT CHALI GAI..
Paas me khada wo ladka chillaya
SHIVRAAJ SINGH JI JINDABAD:-

D MORAL-
Agar sachcha hai aapka pyaar,
To sath hai Aapke
MADHYA PRADESH Sarkar
For surely there is always a tomoro,to make up for an oversight.and we always get a second chance to make everything right.but tomoro is not promised to anyone young or old alike,and today may b d last chance to make the things right.so if u r waiting 4 tomoro why not do it 2day for if tomoro never comes,u ll surely regret d day.
Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge.
Student-Shaadi.
Teacher-Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student-Dulha Banunga.
Teacher-Ohho, I mean to say,bade hoker kya haasil karoge.
Student-Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe...matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge.
Student-Bahu launga
Teacher-Haraamkhor. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain.
Student-Pota.
Teacher-Hey bhagwan..
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai...?
Student - "Hum do hamare do..."
never complain about others,just change your self if u want 2 b happy"..
it is easier 2 protect our feet with slipers than 2 cover the whole earth with carpet.
*Duniya k 5 sach*
1st - ap apne sare daant apni zuban se nahi chu sakte
2nd- pahla sach sunker sare bewakuf ye krke dekhenge
3rd- Ab ap has rahe ho kyoki ap bewakuf bn gye ho
4th- pahla sach jhut h
5th- ab ye sms ap frwd kroge kyoki ap akele bewakuf nhi banna chahte.
( EHSAAS )
aap ki duri ka
.
( YAQEEN )
aap ki baton ka
.
( KADR )
aap k naam ki
.
( FAKR )
aap ke pyaar ka

( INTEZAR )
aap k sweet sms ka...
Fasle hote ni bnaye jate ha,milo dur rahkr riste nibhaye jate ha, dikhawe se zindgi ni chalti, kyuki kuch riste bharose se nibhaye jate ha.
Best love Quote
If my lov fails, i wont die for her.
Because she may get a boy again, but my mom wont get a son like me again.
Tu Meri Qabr Pe LeKr GULAB MaT Ana
Meri Nigah Me BanKr KHAWAB MaT Ana
Hosh Nhi Rahta Tujhe DEKHNE Ke Bad
Tu Meri Qabr Pe Ab BA-NAQAB MaT Ana
Tadpe Bahut Pr Wo Maan Nhi Paye
Is Dil Ki Mohbat Jaan Nhi Paye
1Din Chale Jayenge Is Duniya Se Or Wo Khenge Lot Aao Hm Apko Pehchan Nhi Paye..
Life is like a cotton,
Dont make it heavier by dipping in water of sorrow
But make it lighter by blowing in air of joy,
Enjoy every moment of lyf
Chand ki had 1 raat tak hoti h
Suraj ki had sirf din tak hoti h
Hm dosti me din-raat nhi dekhte .
Qki hmari Dosti ki had akhri sans tak hoti HE
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
DOSTI se badi jaageer nahi,

iss se achhi koi tasveer nahi,,,

ek bareek prem ka dhaaga hai,

phir bhi iss se mazboot koi zanzeer nahi...
dre are songs tht cn mke u sad n cry whn u hear dem....

but it's not actualy d songs tht makes u cry or sad, it's d pple behind d memories.
1+1=2 My 2eyes looking at
"U"
4+3=7 Days Thinking of
"U"
5+7=12 Months dreaming abt
"U"
Bt
99+1=100 Years i need Friendship with "UUU".
Meaningful lines:
If sumbody luvs u truly,
Dnt use der emotions 4 ur enjoyment..
Coz 2day U r being loved,
Sumday U'l also luv. :)
Ek Aashiq ne apni Dilruba ki taarif me farmaya he
Uske Husn Ko Parde Ki Zarurat Hi Kya He,
Kaun Hosh Me Rehta he Use Dekhne Ke Baad.
Feels good whn smone Misses u
Better whn smone Loves u
But it feels d best whn smone Never Forgets u...
So U can feel d best now.
Muskan ke dayre me dil nam nahi hota,
Aansuo ke naseeb me gum nahi hota,
Badh jayen faasle chahe jitne,
PYAR ka rishta kabhi kam nahi hota.

"Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon"

"A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It."
Duniya me Yaad badi khaas hoti hai,
jo Dur h unke dil k pass hoti hai,
Yad karne k liye wajah jaruri nhi,
Yad to do dilo ke bich ka ehsaas hoti hai
Thought:
A simple way to be fulfilled in a relationship is:

1) Express your need &

2) Listen to the other's need.
Gunaho ko wo maaf kar deti h
Gusse mai hoti hai to bhi pyar deti h
Labo pe uske hamesha dua hoti h

Aisi Girlfrnd nahi
Aisi sirf Maa hoti hai
A true friend may not be able to give their life for u.
But, they can definitely give ur life back to u when u think u've lost it.
Hm dosti jatakar kisi ko rulate nhi,
Dil me basakar kisi ko bhulte ni,
HM to rishto k liye jan b de de,
jane Q log sochte h hm rishte nibate nhi
Socha tha isbaar unko bhul jayenge
Dekh k v andekha kr jayenge
Par jabjab samne aaya chehra unka
Socha isbaar dekh le
Agli baar bhul jayene
KiSi Ki YaAd Me BaR BaR RoNe Se

DiL Ka DaRd KaM NaHi HoTa.

PyAr To TaQdIr Me LiKhA HoTa He

TaDpAnE Se KoI ApNa NahI HoTa.
In Life don't settle 4 some1
who can buy a cup of coffee 4u..
Go for some1
who makes 1 Cup of coffee 4u..
Little efforts make a big difference.
Trees Get New Leaves in Place of Fallen Leaves!
There is Alwys Somethng Better 2 Replace the Lost!
Life Goes On, Nevr Stops!
Alwys be Happy!.
Great thought on self respect:
"I dont care if ppl think I hv an attitude
I m nt put on earth to plz every1"
I'm Born to express nt to Impress..
Yaha koi kisi k liye kch nhi krta,
Marnewale k sath koi nhi mrta,
Suna h,
log bhul jate h mout k bad
Yaha to zinda h fir b koi yad nhi krta
Real Love is not based on romance
Candle- Light dinner & walks along d beach
But in fact it is based on respect, care & Understanding
enjoy d life
Humne Mohbt Ki Par Nibhana Na Aaya
Unki Har Baat Hum Mante Chale Gaye
Inkar Karna Na Aaya
Ishq Me Hum Behte Chale Gaye
Par Kinara Na Aaya
Humne Mohbt Ki Par Nibhana Na Aaya
Unki Har Baat Hum Mante Chale Gaye
Inkar Karna Na Aaya
Ishq Me Hum Behte Chale Gaye
Par Kinara Na Aaya
Tamam sabuto or gawaho ko madenzar rakhte hue AAP ko dhara 2011 k tehat 4 din pahle' Happy NEW YEAR 'kahte hue zindagi bhar khush rehne ki saza di jati he..
Mohabbat ka v afsana hoga
Meri diwangi ka gawah ye zamana hoga
Wo khud dekh le apni ankhon se
Uski baraat se v khubsurat mera janaza hoga.. :'(
Nokia is xpected 2 launch

NOKIA R-1

"Rajni"series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile.......
Headline Of 2day..

Ek Train Cycle ki Chapet me ayi..

Train me Sawar sabhi log mare gai..





:



News:
Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT"
Farrar...
Its so common hearing

How r u?

Wat r u doing?

How was ur day?

So I ask u something different-

Did u smile today..?

If not, do it now:-):-.
A first bench student knows to AVOID PROBLEMS"

But

"only the last bench students has the ability to FACE THE PROBLEM"
    - William Shakesphere...
Namaskar, aaj ki taza  khabar............





NEWSPAPER me hai.
Padh lena.  g.M
(" BE HAPPY ")

Is liye nahi k

Aap khush rahna chahte hain,


BECAUSE

Isliye k

 (-_-)
 <) )>
_ ! !_ ('HUM')
Aap ko khush dekhna chahte hain.. Gdmrng.
Definition of Trust.... ''Giving someone the authority to destroy u completely, but having the confidence that they wud never do it......
Nice line-"When u love some1,Dnt make them love u as much as u do.. but love them so much that they Dnt want to be loved by anyone except U...

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Beautiful Thought by Buddha

Once Buddha was travelling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake."

The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake.

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own -- and you have clear water.

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless." Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process! 
Manzil Ka Koi Thikana b Nahi,
Door Mujhe ab Jana b Nahi,
Humne Hi Sikhaya Tha Use Teer Chalana,
Ab Mere Siva Uska Koi Nishana b Nahi.
Shakespear said:

"I always feel happy"

Do You know why ??

Because I dont expect anything
from anyone..!!!

Expectations always hurt....!
Maa ki duaa khali nhi jati,
uske duaa tali nhi jati,
bartan maanj-kar maa 3-4 bachcho ko paal leti hai,
lekin 3-4 bachcho se  maa paali nhi jati.Maa se pyar kro.
Is Dil Main Pyar Tha Kitna,

Wo Jaan Lete To Kya Baat Hoti,

Hum Nay Manga Tha Unhain Khuda Se,

Wo Bhi Maang Lete To Kya Baat Hoti.
Lafzo me fasane dhundte hai
Lamho me Zamane dhundte hai
Tum zehar b do magar pyar se
Hum to tum par fannah hone k bahane dhundte h
Ek Halke se ishare ki jarurat Hogi
Dil Ki kashti Ko kinare ki jarrurat hogi
Hum har us mood par milnge aapko
Jaha aapko sahare ki jarrurt hogi
Kis manjil Tak Jana He Ye Kon Janta H
Kis Manzil Ko Pana He Ye Kon Janta H
Dosti Ke 2 Pal Ji bhar Ke Jee Lo
Kis Roz Bichd Jana He Ye kon Janta H
Aaina tut kr aks pe shak nhi krta
Bina gul k gulshan mehka nhi krta
badnsib to sine me chupa hua dil h
Tut k chur ho jta hai or uff tak nhi krta
Is Qadar Mujhko Satate ho tum
Bhul jane pe b yaad aate ho tum
jab b khuda se kuch mangta hu
mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in mile. But text can still touch our hearts & thoughts can bring us smiles. Hey.:-)
When a greeting is sent from a distance u cannot hear d wishes
u cannot c d smiles
but u can sense the care
dat truly cmz frm d heart.
My wrds r few
Bt my heart is tru
Frnz i can mak many
Bt none as swt as U
Wn God gav frnz
He tried 2b fair!
Wen i gt U
I gt mre dan my share!
Sometimes we decide to stop LOVING some one,
Not bcoz they don't love us,
But bcoz we find that they r more Happier without Us.
Raat Ko 2 Shrabiyo Ne Talab Me Chand Ki Parchai Dekhi

1st-Ye Kya

2nd-Ye Chand Hai

1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Tak Aa Gye
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo
Aur Wo Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De

To

Jaan Lo

K

Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai

Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga
Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He
Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"
Hmare MuQaddar me rato ki nind nhi to kya hua?

Hmare MuQaddar me rato ki nind nhi to kya hua
Hm MuQaddar ko bevkuf banake Din me hi so jate he
Zindgi Ne Kayi Sawalat Badal Diye
Waqt Ne Mere Halaat Badal Diye
Itne Bure Nahi The Hum
Na Jane Kyun Logo Ne Apne Khayalat Badal diye
Ab To HASNE ka ARMAN Hi RULA Deta H
Jo B MILTA H
DIL ko DUKHA Deta H,
Waise B AISA Kya H MUjhME Jo YAAD Kre DUNIYA,
WAQT Achhe-2 Ko BHulA DeTa H
Aankho ko band karoge to hame hi dekhoge,
aankhe khologe to hame hi pawoge,
zindagi me kabhi rona mat warna,
aansuwo me hame hi gavawoge.
Wen i'm msgng u al,
Dnt think dat
Isko sMs free he to kar raha he
Bt think dat
He's giving 1 min of his lyf by sendng a msg rememberng us.. :)
Pyar Itna Mat Krna K Dil Reh Na Sake
Dur Itna Mat Rehna K Hm Seh Na Sake
Karte Hm B He Apse Utna Hi Pyar
Jitna Tm B aj Tak Humse Kar Na sake
Tum bin agar Guzara hota

to yu na tumko pukara hota

mere DILme sirf tum hi tum ho

kash tumhare DILpe B Haq hamra hota.
The art of PATIENCE is not much about how long one wait,but it is about how one behaves while waiting.
Ae DIL ya to normal ho k apne 72beats/min me aaja aur ya to dhadakna bandh kar de..
Teri dhadkane badhane wali to tujhe tod k chale gayi.. :'(
Teacher:- isko english me translate kro...
"ladki kapde pehen chuki hai"

Boys:- "oh shit..! we are late " ;-)
"Painfull message"
When a very sweet n close person goes too far Frm Us, we may say or not say bt our heart says to thier heart-
U Made ME Alone
Shikva Nahi Kisi Se,
Kisi Se Gila Nahi.

Wah WahShikva Nahi Kisi Se,

Kisi Se Gila Nahi..

Us Ka Blouse Hi New Style Ka Tha
Jo Hum Se Khula Nahi
Tera Gunhegar Banu Ya Duaa Ho Jau
Kash Me Tere Honton Se Ada Ho Jau
Tham Lena Mera Hath Pakad Kar MujhKo
Be Khayali Me Agr TumSe Juda Ho Jau
SANTA & BANTA Pani Pine Gaye
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa tha..

BANTA- Iska to Muh hi Band hai.

SANTA- Ha Yaar! Niche se bhi Tuta hua hai
Ask me how many times my heart has been broken..
n I'l tell u 2 look in d sky n count d stars.. :(
Kya kahu, ab kuchh b acha ni lgta
Tu b pahele ki tarah apna nhi lgta
Teri bate ab dil me utarti nhi
Tu whi,me whi,mgr tera andaz suhana nhi lgta
Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate H,
Tab Dil K Drd Aansu Ban K Beh Jate H,
Jo Kehte H K Hum Sirf Ap K H,
Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jate H.
A Broken Lover says:
If u luv me lyk u told me,
Pls b careful wid my heart,
U can take it..
Juz dont break it or my world wil fall apart.. :'(
Na Sazaa Do DiL Lagane Ki..
Hadd Ho Chuki DiL Ko Jalane Ki.
MiLta Nahi Sukun..?
Ae mere DOSTO"
Koi Raah Batao "USE" Bhulane Ki
:(
"Once You Care For A Person,
You Will Always Do The Same,
Bcoz,Whats In Your Mind May Change,
But,Whats In Your Heart Will Remain Forever..":)
Sath denge apka sat janam tak,
saya banke  sath chalenge aakhari dam tak,
Safar banke
nhi tutne denge risto ki ye dor
Dost bankar.
One of the great lesson, 4rm THIS life: There is no market 4 ur emotions,so never advertise ur feelings just display ur attitude...!
KiSi Ki YaAd Me BaR BaR RoNe Se

DiL Ka DaRd KaM NaHi HoTa

PyAr To TaQdIr Me LiKhA HoTa HaI

TaDpAnE Se KoI ApNa NhI HoTa..!!
Hasna or hasana to fitrat he hamari,
har koi khush rahe ye chahat he hmari,
bhale hi hamko koi yad na kare,har 1 ko yad krna adat hai hamari.
Daga de jaye use yaad Nahi kehte
Khusi na de use bahar nhi kahte
bus ek bar dhadakta hai dil kisi k liye
jo dobara ho use pyar nahi kahte
Teri Zindagi me Khushiya Tamam aaye
Khilti Baharo Pe b tera naam aaye
Koi Puche Tujse Pyar kya ha
To tere Honto pe Sirf Mera Hi naam aaye
If sum1 wud ask me wat a beautiful lyf means..
"I wud lean on ur shoulder n hold u close 2 me, hug u tightly n answer..
"Like this!" :
Dedicated to my friends:-

...ItS not that
i can't LiVe without you...

...its just that
i don't even want to try for that...:-)
Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?

Juz speak d word RADHE very slowly..

RAAH-DE!
It means give me direction..
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA..
Tarasta he dil teri awaaz k liye
Tere mohabbat bhare do alfaz k liye
Kar do hame fannah apni is ada k liye
Tadapte he ham teri ek mulakat k liye
Never waste time for someone who doesnt even bother spendng time for you-
Be with someone who will say,"Time is wasted if you are not wit me!!
Fasle mitakar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka ye rishta humesha barkarar rkhna,
bichhad jayein kahin hum agar,
firse milne ka humesha intezar krna.
Ek tu hi to hai, jo dil k qrib hai.
teri dosti hi mera accha nsib hai,
hare hai hum ab tak apni zindgi me,
tera hona hi is zindgi ki jeet hai.
Sapno ki dunia ajib hoti hai,
jhuthi hi shi pr hr khushi nasib hoti h,
beshk aate hai spne kuch pal k liye,
pr in palo m jannat kitni kareb hoti h
Life doesn't make u or break u.. Its our own mentality that decides.. So "never hesitate,never feel low,wear a smile n steal d show"
dur jakar b dur ja na paya
kitne roye tmhare liye lekin ansu ruka na paya
dukh ye nahi ki tumhe pa na saka
dukh ye ha ki tumhe bhula na saka
Hilarous bt romantic lines by a flirt 2 his gf:
"I luv u so much dat i see ur face in othr girls n so i cant stop myslf frm luving dem also.."
Unko Khabar He Mere Toote Armano Ki
Aaj Jarurat Padegi Kanch K Paimano Ki
Khali Na Hone Dena Jaam Yaro
Warna Fir Yaad Aayegi Guzre Zamane Ki..
Dont expect anything frm life, expectatns hurt.
When u dont expect, every moment is a surprise n every surprise brings happiness.
Aj meri Us Jaan Se Mulakat Ho Gdai
Meri Dil Ki Bato Me Wo Kch Aisi Kho Gai
Jb Maine Pcha K Ati He Yad Meri
To Pass Aa kr Meri Baho Me So Gaye
Wen u r alone, remember me im waiting 4 u,
wen u can't smile, trust me i can make u laugh
Bt when u r in a crowd of frnds remember me i'm alone..
Gum ka ehsaas unko hone na diya,
Hum roye usko rone na diya,
Ab use khush rakhna "Ae_khuda"
Jisne chain se hume sone na diya.
Kaise Kahe Ki Zindagi Kya Deti He
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti He
Jinki Jaan Se Bi Jyada Kimat Ho DiL Me
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saza Deti He.
Mumkin Nhi Is Yaari Ko BHULA Pana
Mumkin Nhi Tumhe YAADO se Mita Pana
Tum 1 KIMTI Tohfa Ho Dosti Ka
Mumkin Nhi Is TOHFE Ki Kimat Chuka Pana.
Mushqil nahi hai ishq nibhana,
Us se bhi aasan hai usko paana
Fir bhi hum, darte hai pyar karne se,
Kyonki sabse mushqil hai usko bhulana!
Uske Hontho Ko Dekhta Hun Toh Yeh Sochta Hun..
Yaaro..
Woh Lafz Kitne Naseele Honge Jo Inhe Chuu Kar Guzarte Honge.
Bachpan K Dukh Kitne A6e Hote the
Tb Dil ni sirf Khilone Tuta Krte the
Aj 1 Ansu Gire to Saha Ni Jata
Or
Bachpan Me to Ji Bhar K Roya Krte the
Kitna Hasin Chand Ka Chehra Hai
Uspe Raat Ka Rang Gehra Hai,

Khuda Ko Yakin Na Tha wafa Pe
Tabhi To 1 chaand Pe Hazaro Taaro ka Pehra Hai
Taras gaye hum thodi si wafa k liye,
Kabhi ishq na karenge khuda k liye,
Qki jab lagti he ishq ki adalat,
Hum hi chune jate he saza ke liye.
An airoplane is Always Safe at Ground.
But Its not Made 4 That.
So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks in Life To Achieve Great
Pleasure... :)
Whn luv is unknown 2 u, u knw wht is happiness.whn u knw luv, u knw what is pain,
whn u loose it u knw wht is life. so there is no luv.
CUTE LOVE QUOTE by a husband.
''Even my child has started to walk widout any support but my wife still holds my hand while walking''
Thats LOVE.
Cutest msg ever
Girl: R u satisfied that am ur gf?
Boy: Hmm..Not exactly.There is 1 thing yet to change abt u
Girl: so wat is it?
Boy: Ur surname
Tanhai ka mosam
hai,

Me hu or thoda gam hai,

Bas ye sochkar muskura diya
karte hai,

usne kaha tha haste rehna

"Aapko meri kasam hai"
Akar tu dekh le ky mera hal h
sanse chal rhi he jeena behal he
 mere dil me bas tera hi khayal he,
teri ek nazar ki bat h meri zindagi ka swal he
Gal:m so fat n ugly
Boy:wat??
G:m fat n ugly
Boy walks away
Gal goes up2 hm n says watz wrong?
B:U lied abt d most beautiful thng i C evryday..
Oss ki bunde h.

ya Aankho me nami hai

Na upar Aasman h
na niche zamen hai

Ye kaisa mod he zindgi ka

USKI hi jarurat hai or USKI hi kami h.
tum bin agar Guzara hamara hota
tp yu na aaj tumko pukra hota
hamara dil me sirf tum hi tum ho
kaash tumhare dil pe b haq hamara hota
True tearful quote-
"Even my pillow undrstnds me & makes itself dry for nxt day 2make me comfortable, but not d person who made me cry.."
:'(
Dhokha wafa fareb zamane me reh gye
hum dosti ka farz nibhane me reh gye
jo sath chale the wo aage nikal gye
hm rastey ka pathar hatane me rah gye
U are part of sum1's beautiful life.
U may never know where U fit, But remember that one day someone's life may never be complete without u.
Dont throw ur mobile after
reading dis..
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.
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The new symbol for the Rupee is
actually Rajnikanth's
Signature......!! :P
GREATEST FACT OF LIFE:
"Every1 might not b a poet at d beginning of love.
But every1 surely bcomes a philosopher at d end of love...
"If You're Depressed Confused or Hurt, don't Worry. Look in the Mirror, You'll Find the Best Person to Solve Your Problem..
Trust Yourself"
Papa puchte hai-kitna kmaya?



Patni-kya bachaya?



Bachche-kya laye?


Par Maa puchti hai-"Beta,KUCH KHAYA?"


Nevr disrespect mother.
Ae Khuda itna Wo Dur Chale Gaye He Mujhse
Utna Hi Unhe Mere Karib KarDe
Agar Nhi Likha Kismat Me To Khatam kar Ye Zindgi Aur Mujhe Fanah KarDe
Taash Khelne Baithe To "DON" hai Hum,

Acting Kare to "James Bond" hai hum,

Ab to Pehchan lo 'kaun' hai hum,

Msg Ki Duniya Ke "TEES MAAR KHAN" hai Hum.
Friend Is An Evergreen Relation Which Never ThinksY We r Friends,
But Wen 2 Friends MissEach Other Their Heart Feels Something Is Missing...
Snta k bete ka accident huA!
Doctor:Aapke bete k dono leg katne padeNge
Snta ne sir pakad Liya
Doctor:Kya hua?
Santa:Kal hi Nalayk ko nayi chappaL dilai thi
Suna Hai Ap Bahut Dimag Wale Ho
to in 5 ke naam hindi me batao.?


1 ambulance
2 mobile
3 xerox
4 tube light
5 sim


it's challenge 4U.
Santa kisi ladki ke Ghar rishta le kar Geya
Ladki ke maa baap bole 'humari beti abhi padh rahi hai'
Santa 'koi baat nahi hum ek Ghante baad aa jaenge'.
Raja ne wazir se kaha"kuch aisa likho jise khusi me pado to gam ho,or gam me pado to khusi ho

Wazir ne likha:

"YEH WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA"
1baar GOD ne meri memory ko delete kr diya
Or pucha koi dost yad h?
Maine Aapka naam liya
GOD bole saala pura format maara to bhi VIRUS nahi gya!
"If the loser smiles after losing the game the winner will lose the thrill of his victory" Thats the power of Smile!!:)
Keep smiling..
Log apno ko b bhula dete hain,
bewjah apno ko hi rula dete hai,
jo diya rat bhar roshni deta hai,
subah hote hi log use b bujha dete h.
"Company of good people, is like walking in a shop of perfume. Whether you buy the perfume or not, you are bound to receive the fragrance...!
Raat Ko Chupke Se Aayi Ek Pari
Kuch Khushiyo Ke Sapne Layi Ek Pari
Kehti Hai Sapno K Aagosh Me Kho Jao
Bhul K Sab Kuch Mere Pyar Me Kho Jao.
Tum Mile To Laga
Khud Se Hi Mulaqat Ho Gayi

Tumne To Kuch Kaha Nahi

Par Laga Jaise
Zindagi Se Baat Ho Gayi
Dilme Jaga D To Dil Tod Gye

Bepanha Mohabbat Ki To Bewafayi Kr Gye

Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hmari Wafao Pe

Islye Tadapne K Liye Tanha Chhod Gye.
GOLU Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?

Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

.
.
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
Mujhse kisi ne kaha tum apne d0sto ko itne sare msg kyun karte ho?
Wo to tumhe ek b msg nhi karte! Mene kha mujhe dost chahiye msg nahi..
Heart Touching Line..
"Kisi ko gum dene mein aapko khushi to mil sakti hai.."
"Lekin kisi ko khushi dene mein aapko gum nahi hoga.."
BAS ITNISI INAYAT MUJH PE 1BAR KRNA:
kbhi aa ke mere zakhmo ka didar krna:*
FIR HO JANA BEGANE SAUK SE:
main tera hi tera rahunga aitbar krna
I Nvr Expect Others 2 Remember Me...
It depends on them.
But I Always Drop My Msgs Into Their Inbox 2 Show
I Stil Love 2 Remember Them:-)
My heart doors wil b alwyz open 4u though u have left me, But may b U have lost dat beautiful position on which U hv once ruled
Jana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye
Duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye
Abhi to zindgi ki kitaab kholi hi thi
aur na jaane kitne imtehaan aa gaye
"You can win life by all means if U simply avoid two things;
.
 .
.
 .
.
 .
.
"Comparing" and "Expectation"
Beautiful Sentence To Life:
Everybody Seems To B special At
First Sight
But, Only Very Few
Will Remain Special
To You Till Your Last Sight.
Kehne ko mere pass shabd nai hai.Bhejne ko mere pass nya msg nai hai par dil me ek baat jarur hai"APNA KHYAL RAKHNA"mere pass app jaisa koi aur nahi hai.
"Never Make The Same Mistake Twice.
There Are So Many New Ones..
Try A Different One Each Day..
-Swami Mistakeananda
89% of teachers sufferin frm throat cancer by teaching students..So plz BUNK the classes as much as posible & save our teachers.

-By one of d sincere student.
Sm relatns nvr demand personal presence,its d confidnce in d relatn which makes u aware dat whn needed d person wud alwez b wid u.
Boy:Hw vl u feel if i hug my female frnd
Gal:I'l feel hapy
Boy:Y?
Gal:Coz dat vl mak u sure dat wat u feel in my arms u cnt feel anywhr else
2 things u wann give me,,?
1.
2.

2 things u wann frm me,,?
1.
2.

2 things u wann 2 share wid me,,?
1.
2.

2 things u hate bout me,,?
1.
2.

2 prsns u nvr wann b d part f ur life,,?
1.
2.

2 wrost dayz f ur life,,?
1.
2.

2 unfrgtable dayz f ur life,,?
1.
2.
Kagaz ki kashti thi,
pani ka kinara tha..
khelne ki masti thi,
dil ye awara tha..
Kaha aa gye is jawani k daldal me..
wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha.
D grtst gift u can giv 2 som1 is ur time bcoz wen u giv som1 ur time u r giving dem a portion of ur life dat u wil nvr get back..thanx 4 dis precious gift
Entering d last month of '10, b honest & snd dis 2 ppl who made u happy dis year...It may suprise u hw mny come bak.Thanks 4 being dere & making me happy...
Munna:Ye sala College ka fulform kya hota h?

Circuit:Apun ko malum h bhai

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday.:)
Dosti... Na kabhi imtihan leti hai,
Na kabhi imtihan deti hai...
dosti vo hai jo barish se bhigte chehre pe bhi aansuo ko pahchan leti hai.....:-)
If you can't find the right words 4 a certain situation,

just give that person a hug.

Words have the potential to confuse,

but hugs never lie:-)
Sunhere suraj ki Sunheri kirne,
Sunheri kirno ka Sunhera din, Sunhere din ki Sunheri Shuruvat Sirf SUNHERE logo Ke saath.
Pyara sa
 "Su-Prabhat"
To be successful in life follow 3 things
1.Ice factory in ur brain.Be Cool!
2.Steel factory in ur heart.Be strong
3.Sugar factory in tongue.Be Swet.
Aapke pyaar ne zindgi ko 1 maksad diya hai,hr sukh-dukh me maine apka  ehsas kiya h,jb bhi jhpke plak aapke,smajh lena hamne yad kiya hai.
$"DOSTI"$

"D"=dur reh k pas ho.

"O"=oro se jo khas ho.

"S"=sabse pyara jiska ehsas ho.

"T"=takdir ko jinki talas ho.

"I"=i think wo aap ho..
O 'SURAJ' mere dost ko pegam dena.
Khushi ka din hanshi ki sham dena.
Jab pade pyar se sms mera..
To uske chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena.gudmrn!
<> <>    TAKIYA

!!====!!     BED

:??????:
:??????: CHADAR
:??????:

Ye sab bhej diye h.
Chalo AB achee bacho ki tarah so jaao!
Good night, swt drms tc :)
Teri dosti Teri Wafa hi kafi hai,Tamam umr ye Aasra hi kafi hai,Jaha kahi bhi milo,Bas muskura dena,Meri Khushi k liyeTeri Muskurahat hi Kafi hai.
The swetest words evr said by a lover to her love
"I m jealous of da people u evr hugged 'coz 4 a moment dey held my entire world in their arms"
Pani ka ek katra Palkon pe Chaa Gaya!
Ye Mausam Haal-E Dil apka Hme Bata Gaya!
Intzar kr Rahe the Na aap Hamare sms ka!
Lo Hamara sms G00D Nit kehne aa gya...
To,
   The Khas log,
   In My Heart

Sub-i mis u alot.

oye,
   I beg 2 say that, I m alon just having ur memories.So kindly Miss me so that I Can get a hichki.:)
One tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.But one matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.Similarly one negative thought can burn thousands of dreams
So be Positive Always:)
MOM To CHILDREN : Jo Meri Bat Manega or Mere Aage Kuch Nahi BoleGa..Main Use Gift Dungi...

Children :Lo ji Is Tarah to sare gift papa le jayenge.
Girl: which is more imprtnt, ur life or me?
Boy: Before answer dat let me ask u sumthing
Girl: sure.
Boy: what is difference between u n my life.
'TIME is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it for u, it defines the depth of care for you.
'*.Pyari Si
    '*.Subhah Me

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Thndi Thndi
    '*.Hawao Me

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyar Bhri
    '*.Duaon K Sath
I wish u
*Good morning*
HV A NC DY
lamha lamha apke hoto pr muskan rhe
hr gam se ap anjan rhe
jiske avaj se khil uthe jindage apke
khuda kare hamesa apke pas vo insan rhe
Brilliance proved:-

Teachr:Which Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?

Stud:If d Film Was Silent, How Cud u Know It Was hindi?
Teachr shocks
Stdnt rocks..;-)
Diye Me Agar Nur N Hota
Tanha DiL Majbur N Hota
Hm Apko
=G"M=
Kehne Khud Ate
Agar Apka Aashiyana itna Dur N Hota..GOOD MORNING
Ye msg un ko send kro jinki zindagi bhr Apko dosti chahiye!
Maine to kr diya
"U
R
ONE
OF
D
BEST
PART
OF
MY
LIFE"
I'll nvr ever forget U
I Promise u..!!
SELECT 1 NO.
I WIL TEL UR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS ABOUT LOVE.
0000
9393
9440
9966
9290
9705
9000
9030
REPLY MUST.
IT'S INTERESTING....







0000 sum 1 lv u deply
9393 suces in luv
9440 searchng 4 lv
9966 u r in lv
9290 timpas lv
9705 falure in lv
9000 wating 4 true lv
9030 nt in lv.
IamalwayshappytoconfuseyoubytypingthistypeofsmsthatiswithoutspaceIhopethatyoucanunderstandthissmsbecauseIdontwantanygapbetwenourr'ship!.....:-):)
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  \    \  /     /
    \    V    /
      \___/ERY Sweet Cool And Happy
    ,--------.
  /   .----._/
/   /,__/"' /
.______/OOD moning
Subah Ko Satana Acha Lagta H,Soye Huye Ko Jagana Acha Lagta H,
Jab Yaad Aati H Kisi ki To,Use B Apni Yaad Dilana Acha Lgta H..         Gud mrg
Frnds & Medicines Play The Same Role In Our Life
Both Take Care Of Us In Our Pains
But
The Difference is, Frnds Don't Have An Expiry Date
Tip for a Lifetime :)
always, Try to pretend to yourself that you are Happy..
Slowly it becomes your Habbit &
Finally it becomes ur nature
=*GooD*=
*MornInG*
=*"Ji."*=
*"Alway$ B Khu$h in Every Lamha of Zindagi"*
*"In Da Khu$hbo of Pyar"*
*"Jo Alwy$ Aap K Around Rahe"*
*"Have a Acha Acha Day"*
Haryana ka jaat 1 chhori te aapne pyaar ka ijhaar karan  gya. jaat - i lov u chori. Chhori boli - thappad maroo key? Jaat - phir mukka na khavegi?
How hard it is to stop d heart frm lovng sum1?
as much as hard to stop d eyes frm blnkng
d more u control it
d more it hurts..!!
Night time is always the sweetest part of the day, though it is darker. It offers colorful dreams that makes you happy & feel better.
Gud nite
Dil Ke Bazaar Me Daulat Nahi Dekhi Jati,Pyar Ho Jaye To Surat Nahi Dekhi Jati,Ek Hi Insaan Par Luta Do Sab Kuch,Kyoki Pasand Ho Cheez To Keemat Nahi Dekhi Jati.
Wonderful Combinations
in dis World

Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & Water,

My Costly msgs
&
aapki sweet si smile.
Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai.
Doori ho to ahsaas hota hai,pyar ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai. UMAR ho apki sitaron jitani lambi, ap jaisa pyar kahan har kisi ke pass hota hai.
 (',')/' O my
<( ) sweet DOST
_/ \_



 ('.') pata kinna
<((> miss krde
_/  \_aa  tennu???

nahi pta?
INNNNA
,____(',')____,
        ))
      ./.Gn!
,*'*,   *
(  c ' ? *
 >--
Dear God

Jo is SMS ko pad raha hai use dunia ki har khushi dena

bcoz

kuch
LOG HAMESHA MuSKuRATE HuE ACHE LGTE HAI..
Pyar karke insan ------- ho jata h
complete the sentence with ur experience & send it 2 ur fnd.reply must.i m waiting
Apki duaon se hame wo sahara mila,Jo mil na ska wo kinara mila,Kin lfzon me hm byan kre,k
Jane kitnon ki bheed me koie dost itna pyara mila.Gm!
Sajti rahe khushiyon ki mehfil,

har mehfil khushi se suhani bani rahe.

Aap zindagi mein itne khush rahen,

ki khushi bhi aapki Diwani rahe.
Jab Aap Sms Nahi Karte

Itna Gussa Aata Hai

Dil To Chaahta Hai CHAPPAL Utaar Kar



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Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jaaun.!!
santa ka 1 aur dhamal

teacher-whch is ur favourite dish




santa-tata sky
Sweet Sweet Morning,
Cold Cold Climate,
Hot Hot Coffee,
N
A little little heart beat says
Very Very Good Morning
Like d moon n twinking stars,u r perfect jst d way u r. So close ur eyes n wait 4 me, den u wil see u r d 1 for me,
Zindagi lehar aap sahil hue,na jane kaise ham aapke pyar ke kabil hue,na bhulenge ham us haseen pal ko,jab aap hamari choti si dunia me shamil hue
Apko Pane Ki Khwais Jine Se Jyada,
apko Khone Ka Dar Marne Se Jyada,
Apse Bichdne Ka Dard Hr Drd Se Jyada,
Q k Apko Chahte  H Ham Khud Se Jyada.
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*(@)-"-(@)*
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Here is
chotu sa,motu sa teddy bear for you!
Kehne aaya h aapse
Luv u so much..
Evrything in this world is so fine.
But evrything in the world is not mine..
But 1 thing is so pure & divine,
That's ur LOVE n luckily its mine..
Har nayi subh ka naya nazara, thandi hawa leke ayi pegam humara, jago utho teyar ho jao, khushiyo se bhara rahe aj ka ye din tumhara.. Gud mrng : )
humari galtiyo ko bhulate rahna
zindge bhar rishta nibhate rehna
hum na chal sake sath aapke to aap he kadam se kadam milate rehna...
       (',')
     ;-/) )_,
    (*)<=(*)...

Trin...Trin...
Paper, Paper..

"TIMES OF SMS".

Head Lines : "Wish YoU A very Sweet G@@D mrng".:-)
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend what a lovely way to start my day. G.M.
Waqt k dayre se hm nikal na jaye,
Aap k dil se hm khi utar na jaye,
Hum roz yaad dilayenge apni,
Vrna khin aap hme bhul na jaye.
Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,

Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?
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Papa-Nahi beta.
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Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye.
Gud mrng :-)
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people..&  still v met ... :) :)
Tute Patte Ka Dard Uski Shakh Se Puchho,Dharti Ki Pyas Barsat Se Pucho, Pyar Karte Hai Hum Aapko Kitna,Ye Hum Se Nahi Bas Apne aap Se Puchho...

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Smile-is a language of love
Smile-is a way to get success.
Smile-is to win the hearts.
Smile-improves your personality
Moral :smile always...
If u r a chocolate u r d "swetest"
if u r a teddybear u r d "cutest"
if u r a star u r d "brightest"
if u r my friend "oh my god" u r d luckiest.;-)
Those who joyfully leave everything in God's hands will eventually see God's hand in everything."Worries end where faith begins...!!!"
The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with your girl friend.
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"Kya khaegi
 MOTI ?"
Santa-Sir,my wife is missing
Postman-Ye post office hai,police station nahi..
Santa-Kya karu? Kahan jau?Khushi ke maare kuch samajh main nahi aa raha..
"Value of relation"

is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .

But it is that

how much some one feels ALONE without you!
HolD UR RghT ChiK Wid UR RGHT Hnd
& HOLd UR LfT ChK WTH UR LEfT HND
U KnW WT It IS?
MEre TarF SE
"GoGLY WoGLY WOsH"
enjy d starting of winter...:-D;-)

Santa bakri lekar bus me ghusa

Is bat pe conductor ne use dhakka mar k bahar kr diya

Santa bola-Agr mere sath ye lady sawari na hoti to fir tuje btata.
3 RULES OF B'FUL LIFE :
1 - "Who is helping u, don't forget them"
2 - "Who is caring u, don't hate them"
3 - "Who is believing u, don't cheat them".
Teri pyari si dosti kaise bul jaoo,pal pal tumhari yado mai kyu na aaoo,e dost teri dosti sab se pyari hai,phir tumhe apni yad kyu na dilaoo.....!!
Pyari si sweet RAAT me_Pyari si cool hawa me_pyare se room me"Or halki- halki"Roshni me
"Pyara sa sms" padne wale ko
"Pyari si"Good NIGHT"
Har nayi subh ka naya nazara, thandi hawa leke ayi pegam humara, jago utho teyar ho jao, khushiyo se bhara rahe aj ka ye din tumhara..gud mrng
Foreigner went2 temple
&
saw people puting coin in box
&
praying
Foreigner-wow!
Hw amzing, People r talking 2 God thru coin phone witout receiver!
Great India.
Aapko Miss karna meri Hobby,
Aapka Khyal rakhna mera Job,
Aapko Khush rakhna mera Sapna,
Aapke liye Dua karna meri Duty
&
Aapko Tang karna... MERA FARZ.!
Gd M9g
:-)With beauty of sweet prayer:-)
:-)With sweetness of luv & care:-)
:-)With sweet colour of blessings:-)
N with nice heart wishing u :-)"GOOD NIGHT
Wen ur lonly i m sad,

Wen ur happy i m glad,
Rmbr dat whatever u feel once i feel it twice,

$o if u feel u miss me once.

I miss u twice....
It's wonderful to get Answers of Prayers..
But it's even more Wonderful to let GOD mould U..
N make U into an Answer of Somebody's Prayers..
Log kahte hai pyar itna Bhi mat karo ki GIRL FRIEND sar par sawar ho jaye,

Ham kahte hai pyar itna karo ki GIRL FRIEND kI FRIEND v aap k 7 farar ho jaye..
Some relations never demand personal presence,its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware dat whn needed d person wud always b wid u.
Luv is.. wen grandma is unable 2 paint her toe nails as she cant bend.. n grandpa paints dem 4 her inspite of his backpain..!
wo maut b badi suhani hogi
jo aapki mohabbat me aani hogi
wada raha aapse pahale hum jayege
kyo k apke liye jannat b to sajani hogi...
ban kar jo dhadkan dil k kareb ate h
1-1 lamha jinke yaad me bitate h
ansu nikalte h jab vo yaad aate h
jaan chale jate h jab vo rut jate h
santa:in my dream rat play footbal
Dr:take this tablete u wil b ok
S:can i take it tomorow
D:why
S:2day is final match
Dhaga Apne Rishte Ka Tutne Na Denge,Sath H DOSTI Ka Jo Chhootne Na Denge.Hume Nhi Ata Manana Kisi Ko,Pr Dil Se Khte H Ki Tujhe Kabi Ruthne Na Denge.
IF each leaf
Of a tree is
yr smile then,
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I Promise u
I'll water it
through out
my life
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To see yr
ever green
smile forever......
GUDMORNG!
Teacher- "Naari" ka matlab kya hota hai..?
Santa- Naari ka matlab hai  "Shakti".!!
Teacher- To phir ''Purush'' ka matlab kya hai?
Santa- ''Sehan Shakti"
"if i could gve u anythng i would gve u d ability 2 see 4rm my eyes how special u r 2 me ",,,take care,,,
Mosam ki bahaar acchi ho,Fulon ki kaliyan kacchi ho Hamari ye DOSTI sacchi ho,RAB se bas ek DUA he mere DOST ki har subah acchi ho!HAVE A NICE DAY. GOOD MORNING
"Something Expected Is Called An Incident,
Something Unexpected Is An Accident.
U R An Accident in My Life,
Which Is 1 of
d Best Ever Incident In My Life.."
Sun Is Switchd Of! Stars r Switchd On! Blue Sky Goes Of n Blak Sky Coms In! So Cool Ni8 Is Comng! Go 2 Bed! n Sleep Wel.
Knowing a frnd like u has made me happy in a million way n if i ever hav a reason to let u go i'll find a million reason to make u stay....:-)
Evry1 says deres no THANKS or SORRY in R'ship,bt I say der is.BCoz evryday I THANK GOD for a PARTNER lyk U,& I feel SORRY 4those who hvn't got One lyk U..
"Its very easy to recollect d past precious moments with our lovable ones.But its not easy to forget d lovable one who made d moment precious.."
U r part of puzzle of som1s life. U may never know wher u fit, but always remember tat som1s life may not b complete vthout U
~*GooD*~
*MornInG*
~*"Ji."*~

*"Alway$ B Khu$h in Every Lamha of Zindagi"*
*"In Da Khu$hbo of Pyar"*
*"Jo Alwy$ Aap K Around Rahe"*
*"Have a Acha Acha Day"*
A THOUGHT 2 Share:
The highest act of love is to want the best for someone in the highest, purest way...
Sun glows for a day,
candle for an hour,
matchstick for a minute,
but a wish can glow days forever,
so here is my wish for glowing "govrdhan" glowing life..

Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong,
everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again. Luv You!
Yesterday, 2day, & every single day
I found u close 2 my heart
& that is just where I want u 2 be always
u're very special 2 me..
"The Wrong kind of people hate you for the Good in you. "  &
"The Right kind of people love you even after knowing the Bad in you. "
Jus Notice ur phone, it mite hav got heavier wid this sms..??

Dats bcoz it contains loads of luv, affection & prayers 4 u n wishin u..

Happy n Safe Diwali...
I May Hurt U For Few Reasons But  I always love U for Endless Reasons.Bcoz I Have One Good Reason That U r My Ever valuable friend in my life..

Every sunset gives us one day less to live but every sunrise

gives us one day more to hope!

So hope 4 the BEST :-)
Two Great Days In Our Life:
"The Day We Were Born"
&
"The Day We Prove Why We Were Born.."
Believe In Yourself & Grow 2 the Top of The World...gud morning : )
Har koi AP SA khaas nahi hota, Jo ''khaas'' hota hai wo paas nahi hota, yakeen na aaye to ''chaand'' ko dekho jiske door hote hue v "duri" ka ehsaas nahi hota.
geet ke jarurat mehfil me hote h
pyar ke jarurat dil me hote h
bin pyar k adhuri h jindagi
kyu ki pyar k jarurat pal pal hote h
When u see my sms, u think that i am addicted to messaging, well, not really. Actually its d relationship i am addicted to...
Dont b happy fr a particular reason....
B'coz that happiness ends when reason ends,
Be happy without any reason and u will b happy in every season...
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Jaldi peeligiye  bahut door se bheje  hai, varna thandi h@ jayegi.
''G@@d M@rning''..
"If the loser smiles after losing the game the winner will lose the thrill of his victory" Thats the power of Smile!!:)
Keep smiling..
Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a goat

lalu-bhaiswa k sath aayi ho?

Mayawati-dikhta nahi goatwa hai

Lalu-Dhutt Pagli,Hum goatwa se puch raha hu.:-)
COMPROMISING doesn't mean that you are wrong and someone is right
It only means that you value your RELATIONSHIP much more than your EGO.
Ham dil ka Rishta Nibhate Rahenge...  Chahe khafa Raho Fir bhi Yaad Aate Rahenge.,  Dua karo ki umar Lambi na ho Hamari.,  Varna Ham U Hi Aapko Satate Rahenge.
7 wonderful couples of d world:
7>heart & beat
6>rose & love
5>night & moon
4>music & song
3>fish & water
2>rain & peacock and
1>my sms & ur smile....:-)
Dost aisa hona chahiye jo hame apna man sake.
hamari har sukh ko jaan sake. agar hum chal rahe ho tez barish me. phir bhi wo baris me se ansuo ko pehchan sake.
1 jaadu :-
jaise jaise aap sms ko aage padhoge
aap utne hi sweet hote jaoge..





Buddhu aap ko kisi jaadu ki jarurat nahi, aap already so sweet ho..Hii,,,
Who i m 4 u?
:)
1.Just frnd-send same msg back
2.Best frnd-send joke
3.Lover-call me
4.Special frnd-miss call
5.Life partner-send blank msg
6.kuch nhe-No rply

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My Sweet   Butterfly Pls Go n Say To My Sweet cutu..gud morning
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. it makes a lot of difference in life.
Akash ke Taaro me Khoya Hai Jahan Sara, Lagta hai Pyara har Ek Taara. Un Taaro me Sabse Pyara Hai ek Sitara, Jo is Waqt Padh Raha hai SMS hamara.
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship:-):-)
SMS K RATE
1994 - 8/-
1996 - 6/-
2000 - 3/-
2004 - 1.5/-
2006 - 1/-
2007 - 50PS.
2008 - 10PS.
2009 - 1PAISA
2010 - FREE
AAP KAB KAROGE JAB SMS PE LOAN MILEGA..
Zindgi ek hasin Pal h,
Jisme Na Aaj hai Na kal h,
Jee Lo Isko Is tarah, ki Jo B Apse Mile
Wo Yhi kahe Bas Yar yhi MERI Zindgi ka Sabse Hasin Pal h..
Heart is not a
Dustbin
to dump all the
worries
of ur Life.
It is a  Golden pot
for collection of
sweet moments of our life.
So be Happy, always... :-)
There is nothing greater than 'PARENTS' in this world....

So ....
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Wat
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GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS ;-)
think Hatke!
DO different....!:-)
obama-we hv item bombs like angelina,britney,madona,shakira.wht do u hv
manmohan-emran hasme profesional bomb difuser
I asked God to make u happy, make u smile, and guide u safely thru every mile. Grant u wealth, health n most of all give u love and care. Good Morning!
Everyone wil not get everything, dis is the way of life.
Don't try to get who is not urs, but don't dare to lose sumone who is only urs
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser, So be careful while taking any small decisions about valuable pages of life.
Our life is long time!
We meet for short time!

But U will be in my mind at any time!

My sweet friend!
I am missing U at this time!!
Sum thots r better kept unsaid-
Sum feelings r better kept 2 urself coz luv has its way of xpressng itself despite d silence..
:)
Nice & Important Fact :- life is Not About The People Who Act True in Your Presence. It's About the People Who Remain True in Your Absence!
Aaina tut kr aks pe shak nhi krta
Bina gul k gulshan mehka nhi krta
badnsib to sine me chupa hua dil h
Tut k chur ho jta hai or uff tak nhi krta
Ye Dil Pyar K Kabil Na Raha
Koi Bhi Izhar K Kabil N Rha
Is Dil Me Bas Gaya pyar Apka
Ab To Chand B Deedar K Kabil Na Raha!
Me Sahil Hoon,Meri Aas Tum Ho

Me Lab Hu,Meri Baat Tum Ho

Me Aankh Hu,Meri Roshni Tum Ho

Me Tab Hu Mukamal, Jab Sath Tum Ho.
JUDAAI ke mosam me juda hona Zaruri tha

Na jane q kisi ko BEWAFA hona Zaruri tha

Mene DIL se use chaha itna
To usko hi BEWAFA hona manjur tha
Dur hai par milne ki aas hai..

Man ko har pal tera ehsas hai..

Hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai..
Love u swt heart
Kyon Yaad Aati Hai Aapki,
Kyon Palke Bheeg Jaati Hai Meri,
Jahan-Jahan Bhi Gire Mere Aansoo,
Kyon Tasveer Ban Jaati Hai Aapki ...
miss u..
Har duaon me dil se dua karte hain

Haath failaye rab se ek hi iltaza karte hai

Un par gum ka ek saya bhi na aane paye

Jo hume apno me gina karte hai.
Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi Aajmate,
Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi Satate,
Satate Hain Sirf Dil Me Rahne Valo Ko,
Gairo Ki Taraf To Hum Nazar B Nahi Uthate.
When is a HUG necessary??   When u don't have words to explain ur feelings & u HUG ur dear ones & allow ur hearts to communicate wid ech other..
An excellent thought by a misunderstood friend:
I know u hate me but the day when u ll know the truth u ll hate urself !
Real Truth
As we Grow up We Think We loose Our Frndz
But Truth is we dont Lose Frndz
We Just learn who the Real One are

take care of that one
Jane kis baat ki Saja deti he


Mujko Rula deti he,


Kis tarah baat Likhu DIL"ki,

Wo DoSTo ko mera khat padh ke suna deti he.
Tht's true..
"Khareed Sakte unhe toh apni zindagi bech kar bhi Kharid lete,,,,

....Par kuch log 'Qeemat' Se nahi 'Qismat' se mila karte hain....!
Ek pyar ki arzu thi jo mil na saka dil me aisa phul sajaya jo khil na saka dua he sada khush raho ap mile wo har shukh apko jo hame mil na sake.
Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota har pathar chamakdar nahin hota Dosti dekh kar karna dost kyonki har dost humsa nahin hota
It's difficult 2 show a true smiling face 2 d persn u hate d most.
But it's more difficult to show a true angry face 2 d persn u luv d most.
WeN RajNikaNt was a studeNt
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Teachers used to buNk the class,.:-)
Raahat B Dostse Milti hai
Chaht b dosto se milti hai
Humse kabhi roothna nahi Qki
Muskuraahat sirf dostso se milti hai
Ram and Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the.
Ravan: chal bye
Ram: kyon, darr gaya kya?
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Ravan: piche dekh, Rajnikant aa raha hai.
It hard to love some 1 who Does'nt Give U Time,
But It Hurts More Whn U Realize That U Didn't Gave Time 2 Some1 Who Really Loved U...
Rahat na kisi shehar me na gaon me he,
Rahat na fijaon na gufaon me he,
Darasal dilo jaan ki sacchi rahat,
Maa-baap ki duaon me he.
Kitni Masum Si Ada Hoti H
Palat Kar Dekho To Hawa Hoti He
Nadan H Jo Chahte H Kisiko Zindgi Ki Tarah
Nahi Jante k Zindgi v To Bewafa Hoti He
WHAT IS "LOVE"
AWARD WINNING ANSWER :-)
Love is not finding sum1 2 live wid, it is finding sum1 u cannot live widout.. :)

Na ruke hai wo dil bahlane ke liye, Na ruke hai wo wada nibane ke liye.Unke rukne ka sabab ab pata chala yaaro, Ruke hai wo hume tadpane k liye.
Sunhari Yaado Ka EhsaSh Rehne Do,

DIL Aur Juban Par MithaSh Rehne Do

Yahi DaSTur He Zindagi Ka,

Na Raho UdaS Aur Na KisiKo Udas Rehne Do
Ashq Unki Aankho Ke Kareeb Hote H,
Rishte Dard Ke Jinko Naseeb Hote H,
Dosto
Daulat Dil Ki Jisne Lutayi Ho,
Kaun Kehta Hai Wo Gareeb Hote H.
Bina Drd K Aansu Bahaye Nhi Jate
Bina Pyar K Rishte Nibhaye Nhi Jate
Zindagi Me1Baat Yaad Rakhna
KisiKo Rula K Apne Sapne Sajaye Nhi jate.
Ae Dard MuzE Ab Tera Hi Sahara hE
Zakhmo k Siwa Ab kon Hamara hE
Log DartE hE Maut k AanE sE Par Mujko To Zindgi nE Bahut Berehmi sE Mara hE.
You need Power, only when you want to do something harmful..
Otherwise,
Love, Compromise & Compassion are enough to get everything done
Smile stops when
we close the lips.

dreams ends when
we open the eyes.

love ends when v
stop believing

frndship ends wen v stop Disturbing.
The pain is not on the day of missing our dear one's
The real pain is when v live each day without them & with their presence in our mind
Msg of The Day
Koi Gunah Bar bar mat karo
Warna Fir ye Hoga k tum Gunah 6od Doge

Lekin Gunah Tumhe nahi chodega
Its a Real Fact
Meri Deewangi Ki Koi Hadd Nahi
Teri Surat Ke Siva Kuch Yaad Nahi
Mai Hu Phool Sirf Tere Gulshan Ka
Tere Siva Mujhpe Kisi Or Ka Haq Nahi
Ek  AAH jo dil ko rula de
Ek waah Jo MAN ko bahela de
Ek Raah Jo MANZIL ko mila de
aur
EK
SMS Jo apno Ki yaad Dila de
Zindagi jab rulane lage
Itna Mushkurao ki Dard b Sharmane lage
Nikle na aansu ankho se kabhi
Or Kismat b Majbur Hokar aapko Hasane lage
Time nd smile r 2 crucial things in our life.
Somtimes time makes us 2 forget smile nd  somtime som1's smile makes us 2 forget time..
Possessiveness doesn't come wen sum1 needs U in der lyf..
Bt it realy comes wen sum1 fears dat dey wil lose U frm der lyf.
Tarak mahta-
Exam k time pe nind achi aati he
Wah wah

Exam k time pe nind achi ati he

Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi babita niche kyu ati he
Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho,
Khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gham na ho,
Dil ke kone mein itni jagah rakhna
Ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho.
Tera Gunhegar Banu Ya Duaa Ho Jau
Kash Me Tere Honton Se Ada Ho Jau
Tham Lena Mera Hath Pakad Kar MujhKo
Be Khayali Me Agr TumSe Juda Ho Jau!!
Break my heart
Destroy my soul
n
Leave me crying
I'd stil luv u
n
I won't expect u 2 luv me in return..

Coz
Its "LOVE"
Dua he yeh meri-
1 Din Waqt aapka Gulam Hoga,
Har Pal Pe aapka Hi Naam Hoga,
Kabhi Mat Jhukna Mushkilo Me,
1 Din aapka AASMAAN Pe Naam Hoga..
Dua he yeh meri-
1 Din Waqt aapka Gulam Hoga,
Har Pal Pe aapka Hi Naam Hoga,
Kabhi Mat Jhukna Mushkilo Me,
1 Din aapka AASMAAN Pe Naam Hoga..
Life me 3 gifts kabhi miss mat karna -

1 LOVER(bhagvan ka diya gift)
2 MOTHER(gift me aaye bhagvan)
3 FRIEND (bhagvan ko b nhi milne vala gift)
Swtest xprsn of Luv-
A gal askd a boy
"Is der any festival vich can
b celebrated evryday?

d boy replied-
"wait til u fall in luv wid me.."
:)
Koi Naraz H Humse ki Hm Kuch Likhte Nhi,
Kaha Se Laye Lafz Jab Woh Milte Nhi
Dard ki Juban Hoti To Bata Dete,
Wo Zakhm Kaise Dikhaye Jo Dikhte Nhi
If GOD Meant Each Day to Be Perfect, He Would Not Have Invented Tomorrows.

So Don't Worry If Today Was Not That Perfect,
U Still Have Tomorrow..
Hm Unse Or wo hmse Juda HoGye,
AaGye Wo Mre Janaze Me To Sare Wade Wafa Ho Gaye,
Jhuk Kr Unhone Meri Kabr Se Kaha,
Aap To Sach Me Hmse Khafa Ho Gaye
A youth was questioning a lonely old man:
"What is life's heaviest burden?"
The old man replied very sadly:
"To have nothing to carry..!
Superb friendship thought :

For every idiot there is an equal & opposite idiot.!
They R called friends
JUST LIKE U & ME...!
My fav. quote:
Life always lies between Ego & Love!
Love says: "Let's msg her."
But Ego says: "Let her msg me."

Feel the difference!
Its true:-(
Mujhe Pattharo Ka Darr Na Hota
Agar Shishe Ka Mera Ghar Na Hota,
Hum v Khelte Pyar Ki Baazi
Agar Dil Tutne Ka Darr Na Hota
Socha tha har ek khushi nasib ho,
Har manjil dil ke karib ho
Khuda bhi unke liye kiya kare
Jinki kismat hi BADNSIB ho
Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you           * MERRY *                *CHRISTMAS*
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      MERRY  
  CHRISTMAS
            &
      HAPPY
   NEWYEAR
 in advance....
D feLing of Luv starts 4m d Eyes
If U try 2 close ur eyes,
Luv turns in2 a drop of tear & remains in ur Heart 4evr..
Ruth jao kitna bhi par mna lenge.
Dur jao kitna bhi bula lenge,
Dil aakhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,
Jo likh ke nam aapka mita denge..
CHRISTMAS is a wonderful DAY "2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax" and "2Thank GOD"
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE & MERRY XMAS...:-)
Sun glows a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a wish can glow days forever, so here is my wish for glowing...
Merry christmas...
Dear santa,
I don't want much for christmas, I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever..
Send this to d people u don't wanna lose..
Hui Thi Barish Or BhiGe The hm, kuch u Rye The K Barish b Lgi Km Na Unhe Pata Chala Na Zmana Jan Pya Ki, BariSh To Bahana Tha Magr Ro rhe the Hm
Neva think dat U r alone in dis world, Coz if u wer alone, U wudn't have received dis SMS..
Dis boy is wid u 4eva
Puch lo khuda se aapke liye hi dua mangi
Puchh lo hawa se aapke liye hi fiza mangi
Jab bhi hui aapse galti
Humne dua me apne liye saza mangi
Pyar Se Hume Ek Bar Bulakar To Dekho
Do Dilo Ko Firse Milakar To Dekho
Hum Aap Par Zndgi Luta Sakte H
Hume Ek Bar Apna Banakar To Dekho.
A Good Apology has 3 parts

1) I'm Sorry

2) It's my Fault

3) What can I do to make it Right

But Most people Miss the 3rd One
Apke Liye Hum Aznabi Ho
Gye
Humse Baat karna B Bhul
Gye
Gam Me Tanha ho Gye
kya Pata Ye Waqt Bura Hai
Ya Bure Hum Ho Gye.
hamne dil ko lakh samjaya ki unhe yad karna chod do, par dil ne kaha unhe kaise chod do jo saanso may basa ho. tho saans lena hi chod du.
Love U
Sum times hurting is needed 2 make u grow,failure is neded2 make u know, loss is needed 2make u gain.Coz sum lessons r best wn learn through pain
"Short msg abt
True friendship"

Friend 1: Did u forget me?.

FRIEND 2: (With Smile) I'm still alive
Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai.
Har lamha unki kami si hoti.
Chahte hai unko is kadar hum.
Zara si kharoch unko lage to takleef hume hoti hai..
Distance of some persons may give pain & disturb our HEART,bt tht give us a chance to realise,hw much they r close 2 our heart.;-)
Phul to skhne k bad parag chor jate h
Koyele b jalne k bad dhimi ag chor jte h
Jane wale tu b deja koi nishani
Zakhm b jane k bad dag chor jte h
In Life:
"Don't Trust d People Who change their Feelings With Time
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Instead Trust d People Whose Feelings Remain Same When ur Times Change"
Mehak uthunga phulo ki tarah,
Apne balo me jara lagaa to dekh,
Aankh mein bas jaunga kajal ki tarah,
Meri yaad ka ek surma saja ke to dekh
Mene kaha wo Ajnabi He
Dil Ne kaha Dil Lagi He
Mene kaha Sapna he
Dil Ne kaha Fir v Apna he
Mene kaha Meri Haar he
Dil Ne kaha yahi To pyar he..
Love is Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, wer ever U go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan
Always keep smiling so tht evn God thinks twice b4 giving U pain.
Let evn God knw that ur face is the best place where smile can reside 4evr...
Uski Qurbat Mili Par Sahara Na Mila,
Karib Pahuch Kar B Kinara Na Mila,
Gaur Se Dekhi Humne Hatheli Apni,
Hume Apni Kismat Ka Sitara Na Mila...
Aapko dekhkar ye nigahen jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har baat keh jayegi
Padh lena in ankhon me apne pyar ko
Aapki kasam sari kayenat wahi ruk jayegi..
Christmas ka ye pyara tyohar
Jeevan me laye khushiyan apar
SANTA CLAUSE aaye apke dwar
Shubhkamna hamari kare sweekar

Merry Christmas 2 u.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Har Saanjh Kah Jati Hai ek kahani
Har Subah Le Aati Hai Ek Nai Kahani,
Raaste To Badalte He Har Din Lekin,
Manzil Rah Jati He Wahi Purani
Saari Duniya K Riwajo Se Bagawat Ki
Yaad Aati He Maine v Mohabbat Ki
Usko Chhod K Haste Hue Ghar Aaye
Aur Itna Roye Ki Aakhon Ne Shikayat Ki..
Zindgi Me Apke siva Kuch Chaha Hi Nahi
Jo Chaha Use Kbhi Paya Hi Nahi,
Aur Aap Hume Aise Bhul Jate Ho,
Jaise Hmse Koi Rishta Banaya Hi Nahi.
Dosti Ki kasam kabhi Bulna nahi
Apna Gam Humse kabhi Chupna nahi
Rula lena sala lena ji bhar k
Hume par dosti ka ye Rishta Mitana nahi

Meri Deewangi Ki Koi Had Nahi,
Teri Surat Ke Siwa Kuch Yaad Nahi,
Mai Hu Phool Sirf Tere Gulshan Ka,
Tere Siwa Mujh Pe Kisi Aur Ka Hak Nahi.
Zindagi bhar aapka sath na chhod payenge,aap samjhte hai hum aapko bhool jayenge,har koi nhi hota hai hum jaisa,ye aap bhi kisi din jaan jayenge
1 Halke se ishare ki Zrurat Hogi
Dil Ki kashti Ko kinare ki jarurat hogi
Hum har us mod par milenge apko
Jahan apko sahare ke jarurat hogi.
one thing i learnt in life

is dt

most pple don't look for the truths of life,


They only search for someone to agree with them.
BeautifuL Msg By Mother Teresa:
"If U Cannot Love A Person Whom U See.
Then How Can U Luv GOD Whom U Have Never Seen...!! "
think abt it
Nothing is old nothing is new, jus a matter of point of view, enjoy life as happy days r few. Bcz life is ocean & happy moments r like dew
Wn God Made Parts,He Thought Of Hearts
&4 Each Heart A Sweet heart
&Among Those Swthrts He Made 1 Swtest Heart,& 'THAT's urs
Pyar zindgi ki trah hota hai jiska har mod aasan ni hota hr raste pr khushi nhi milti pr jab hm zindgi ka sath ni chorte to pyr krna q chorte hai
Na-krni thi Wafa to Q dil lgaya tha,
Dil todna tuje kisne sikhaya tha,
Hr mulaqat pr Hsti thi bahut,
Rulaya Q, Kya kbi tuje rulaya tha
Once Rajnikanth got angry on one man & told him not to show his face ever again..
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today that person is known as
BIG BOSS.
"God alwyz lyks 2 know again & again wat u want"
Itz not dat he 4gets ur needs but he luvs 2 feel d swtnes of ur prayer..
Lyf is too deep 4 wrds so dnt try 2 dscribe it
Juz live it
Nthng in lyf is 2 b answrd
Its only 2b undrstud
all u need is luv,
Luv is all u need.
Mohbat Zindgi JineKa Paigam Hota H
Mohbat Sab RistoSe Mahan Hota H
Mohbat K Bina Jina Bahot Muskil H
Kyu Ki 1 Mohbat Me 2 LogoKi JAAN Hoti H
Wonderful fact-Evry1 wants others to undrstand their feelings..
But no one wants to undrstand wat othrs feel.
Read twice n think thrice.. :-)
Insaan Zindagi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nhi Bhool Pata
1.Wo Jo Mushkil Tarin Haalat Me Sath De
&
2.Wo Jo Esi Haalat Me Sath Chhod De.....!!!!
Woh Kitne Mehrban The ke Hazaro Gam De Gaye Hume
Or
Hum Kitne Khudgarj Nikle Ke use Kuch Na De Sake Sivaye Pyar ke..
MISS U DEAR..
Itne Yakin Se To Ham Keh Nhi Sakte

K Ham Aapko Yaad Rakh Payenge

Par Itna Wada Jarur Kar Sakte H

Zindgi Me Aapko Kabhi Bhul Na Payenge.
Best Prayer:
GOD, when I lose hope, help me 2 remembr dat ur love is greatr than my disappointmnts & Ur plans 4 my life r bettr dan my drmz.
Best Prayer:
GOD, when I lose hope, help me 2 remembr dat ur love is greatr than my disappointmnts & Ur plans 4 my life r bettr dan my drmz.
Ek pal ki ye baat nahi
Do pal ka ye sath nahi
Waise zindagi ek safar se ban gayi meri
Par vo safar hi kya jisme aapka sath nahi
Dil hua zakhmi magar kisko khabar nahi
Meri chahaton ka us pe koi asar nahi
Ho k juda tumse Koi mar jayega
Suna k usne kaha ye Koi badi baat nahi
Beautiful quote on d wall of cinema hall
"One day ur entire life ll b lyk movie in flash back,
U just need to make sure that its worth watching"
I know i'm Stupid,
Bt to Luv Sum1 is nt a Stupidity..
Havng a bf/gf is nt luv
Bt Hvng sum1 in lyf on whm u hv blindfaith dat evn if u hurt dem 2d xtrem
Dey vl stil say
I WAS,I M n I'LL ALWYZ B URS..
 Santa Dials a Number...

A girl received,
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Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta...
Santa: o teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya. Sorry "MAATE"!
MUNNI VOL 2

Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye,
Munni ke gaal chamkile, daant hai peele,
seeng nukile re...
Wo jungli saand hui darling tere liye..
You r a DOG kya hua bura laga na?

Par bura mat mano DOG means
D=Dream boy
O=Of all
G=Girls.
Now u r smiling?
U naughty DOG...!
Le BISCUIT KHA-@@@@@@@@@@
Dawa & Daru Me

Kya Diffrance Hai ?

Dawa Girl Friend Hai..

" JISME
EXPIRY DATE
HOTI HAI "

Aur

Daru Wife Hai..

" JITNI
PURANI HOGI,
UTNA SIR
CHADKE bolegi .
Nigho se Nigahe milakar chal diye,
Wo husn-e-nur se jam pilakar chal diye.
Humne jab pucha ki chand nikalta kaise hai,
To wo chehre se naquab hatakar chal diye.
Jhooth Bolna:-
Baccho k Liye "PAAP"
Lovers k liye "ART"
Bachelors k Liye "Anivaarya"
Aur
Mere liye "SHANTI SE JEENE KA MAARG"...
BOY: Bada muskil hai "TEACHER" se pyar karna.
FRIEND: KYU.?
BOY: Love letter bheja tha assignment samjh k check kar dia..! Boli Hndwriting Improve Karo.
Taazi hawa me foolo ki mahak ho,Pahli kiran me chidiyo ki chahak ho,Jab bhi kholo aap apni palken,Un palko me bus khusiyo ki jhalak ho. Gud morn :-)
If
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
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think,b4 scrolling down?
Answer is 1!
see d 1st LINE

Moral : Life is very simple,dont complicate it..
;-)
Sardar plane land hote hi chillane lga
Banglore aaya banglore aaya
Balle Balle...
Air hostes=Sir,B silent
Sardar=ok anglore Aaya anglore Aaya alle alle...:)
Khuda kre aapko December raas Aa jaye,
jise aap chahte ho vo Aapke paas Aa jaye
is saal kuware  
Na Rhe aap,,
Aappka Rishta
 lekr Aapki Saas
Aa jaye .
Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days???
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Coz..
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Uski Gf jawaan ho gayi hai aur Bhabhi Badnaam..
 Guzri hui jindgi ko kabhi yad n karo,
Taqdir me jo likha ha uski friyad n karo,
Jo hoga wo hokar rahega, aap kal ki fikra me apni aaj ki hasi barbad na karo.
Jo mill gaya use muqddar samjho,
khud ko waqt ka sikander samjho.
agar dar lage gam ke tufano se.. to sabko lehar aur khud ko samandar samjho.
A Poor man
says WORK is life..

A Rich man
says MONEY is life..

A Lover
says LOVE is life..

But..
i Say "MY friends are" MY LIFE...
Remake of Aamir Film 'Ghulam'-


Rajnikant runs on the railway track,


The train is now at 1 mtr dist & guess wat???


Train jmps to next track...
It is your imagination that can take you anywhere.
Everyday is a little life live it to its fullest.
Kash bhagwan ne hume apna secretry banaya hota,
apne sath mandir me bithaya hota,
suna krte ap k dil ki baat
or khuda se apki hr baat ko mnwaya hota.Gm!
Once Rajnikant was Playing Cricket During Monsoons...
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Guess What wud Happen
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Can't
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Try
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Try
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OK
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Rains Cancelled Due to Match;o)
Ur Account has been successfully recharged wid
LOVE
EMOTION
CARE
FEELINGS
&
HAPPINES.
Ur current balance is ur Beautiful Smile
Valid till LIFETIME.....
GM!
Pearl of life:Dont count what u lost;cherish what u have & plan what to gain;Bcoz past never returns but future may return the lost. gud mrng
1 Day A girl Askd Her boy Frnd, ''what Will u Do If I Die'' Boy replied,''I'll Live Happyly tension free for the rest of my life.''
The girl Died Next Day n wrote a letter sayin.,.,"for ur happiness i can do anythings"
Moral-'never joke with brainless girls'.
Very true thought :

Whenever i want to fall in luv wth my book. . . .

My bed falls in luv wth me. .
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N i believe pyar usi se karo jo tumse kre.
(UN)WISE THOUGHTS:-

1)Early to bed, early to rise, makes you stupid, gives you red eyes.

2)Practice makes a man perfect..But nobody's perfect...so,why practice?

3)V r here 2 help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

4)Money is nt everything, aftr all dere's mastercard & visa.

5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go 2 sleep.

6)Hard work nvr killd anybody, bt Y take D risk?

7)All dat glitters is not gold- It cn be diamond also..
How friendship breaks?
Both friends will think, the other is busy..
And will not contact
Thinking
It may be disturbing..
As Time passes
Both will think let the other contact..
After that each will think why i should contact first?
Here your friendship will be converted to hate..
Finally without contact the memory becomes weak..
They forget each other..
So pass this message to all your friends whom u  want 2 say 'JAANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE' :-)
Arz hai
Devdas ki sari umar beet gaee 1 paro ko paane mein,
Devdas ki sari umar beet gaee 1 paro ko paane mein,
Itne mein to pura girls college pat jata aaj k modern zamaane mein.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

aaj mushkurane ko Ji chahta hai
Har Gam bhulane ko Ji chahta hai
Aapki yaad me Message kya bheju?
khud aapne pass aane ko Ji chahta hai
Aapko Humse yu Dur Kr Rkha Hai
Jaise zindgi Nasur Kar Rkha Hai
G To Chahta Hai Tujhe Kaid Kar Ke Rakhu
Pr Kya Kre Waqt Ne Mazbur Kr Rakha Hai
BuS SapnE Hai YAADE HE aur Kuch Nahi
Aap HO Aap Ki BAtE HE Or Kuch Nahi
Nahi ChAhtE Hum ApKO BhuLnA
MagAr DURI Ek MAjbURi HE OR Kuch Nahi.
Guzri hui zindagi ko kabhi yaad na kro
taqdir me jo likha h uski fariyad na kro
Jo hoga vo hokar rhega kal k fikar me apni aj ki hasi barbad na kro
Train Mai GOLU:Thookna H,Kaha Thooku

MOLU:Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook

G:Use Pata Chala To
M:Jb Maine Teri Jaib Me Thooka To Tuje Pta Chala
Dil aur Taro Mein Sirf Ye Fark
Hai,
Taare Toot Kr Logo Ki Khwaish
Puri Kr Jate Hai, aur Log Apni
Khwaish Puri Karne K Liye Dil
Tod Jate Hai.
Duniya jise neend keheti hai, jane wo kya cheez hoti hai, aankhein to hum bhi band karte hain, par wo aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.GUD NITE
Why in every love story mother agrees & father disagrees?

Coz

mother knws wht LOVE is.
&
father knws wht LIFE is
Good Relationship is lyk Tajmahal,
Everybody Will wonder how beautiful it is.
Bt nobody can understand how difficult it was to build.
zeher zindagika Muskura k piyo
Rote hue ko hansa k chalo
Safar Zindagi kakat jayega Yuhi
Bas sabko apna banake Jiyo
Dont Depress YourSelf in Any Moment of Life
Live it with A Face Full of Smile
why you waste the time In Crying When You know
It is just for While
AKSAR jab hm aapko yaad krte ha
apne rab se yahi fariyaad krte hai
umar hamari b lag jaye aapko,
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar krte hai
Dear Tummy, sorry 4 all d butterflies..
Dear Pillow, sorry 4 all d tears..
Dear Heart, sorry 4 all d damage..
Dear Brain, u wer right.. :'(
"Every problem in a life carries a gift inside it.. So Whenever u loose something don't get upset bcos something may wait for u more than u lost"
Falling in luv is lyk jumping off a really tall building..
Ur brain tells u it is not a gud idea, but ur heart tells u, u can fly!
Patience & politeness are nt our weaknesses
It is infact the reflection of our inner strength never lose both in lyf.
I like the WORLD bcoz u live here.
I like the WIND bcoz it touches u.
I like the SUN bcoz it shines on u.
I love GOD bcoz He made u to be mine.
If my luv fails i wont die 4 her,
Coz she might get a luvr again bt my parents vl never gt a Son lyk me again.
Humara Pyar ak shishe ki TaRah h,
Jab bhi ise DekhoGe AaP hi AaP nazar AaoGe,
Par aGar AaPne ise ToD Diya to aPne AaP ko hi Bikhra hua PaoGe
"DO GOOD TO EVERY 1 WITHOUT ANY EXPECTATION AS AN OLD PROVERB SAYS.. FRANGRANCES ALWAYS CLING TO THE HANDS OF THOSE WHO DISTRIBUTE ROSES" :)
Insaan sirf 2 karano se badalta hai

1) Jab uski life me koi aa jata h.

2) Jab uski life se koi chala jata
hai.....!!
Kis kadar mujhko satate ho tum
Bhul jane pe b yaad aate ho tum
jab b khuda se kuch mangta hu
mere Dil ki dua ban jate ho tum
Love u Swt Heart
Zindagi unke bina adhuri hai, na jane qu unke mere bich ye duri hai, sochti hu kabhi naraz rahu par kya kru,Uski ek muskan hi meri kamzori hai.
ShoRt question wid a cute answR:
Sm1 askd a boy "hwz uR lyf..?"
-He smild nd answRd
       "she'z fine..
Never 'TRY' or 'BEG'
For Support
From Others
Stand 'ALONE'
 &
Face The Life
As A RACE

Then Every-One
Will 'FOLLOW-YOU'.
No One In This World Is Pure And Perfect.,
If U Avoid The Persons For Their Mistakes,
Then U Will Always Be Alone In This World..
Humara Pyar ak shishe ki TaRah h,
Jab bhi ise DekhoGe AaP hi AaP nazar AaoGe,
Par aGar AaPne ise ToD Diya to aPne AaP ko hi Bikhra hua PaoGe..
2 b born with a personality is an accidental gift frm ur parents. But 2 die as a personality is an achievement of ur own and a return gift 2 parent..

Nice Thot 4 Lyf-
Ankho me Aansu he
Phir v labo pe Muskaan he..
Jeena jab har haal me he
To haske jeene me kya Nuksaan he.
Kbhi Raste Juda Ho Jate H.
Kbhi Log Khafa Ho Jate H.
Hm To SbSe Wafa Krte H.
Lekin NaJane Q Apne Hi Hmse Bewafa Ho Jate he.
Touchy lines:
"Walking alone isn't so difficult..
But after walked a mile wid sum1 very special, coming back alone is very difficult..
Success without a positive attitude is called...
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Luck,
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But, success with a positive attitude is called achievment.,

so be an achiever.!
Truth of life:
"U may fall in love with the beauty of some1..
But remember, finally u have to live with the character, not with beauty..
"Sweetst prt in life is 2 carry al d memries in life,but toughst part is dat 2stay awy for long time frm the person who is behind thse memories "
Dosti  ka rista aankh or ungli jesa hota h, ungli ko jab chot lagti hai to ankh rone lgti hai or jab ankh roti hai to ungli ansu pochti hai.