Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

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Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy birthday

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS...

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...

I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.

The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through

I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it

When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already.

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.

To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

Q:Wat is luv?
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*
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Sender:Name Missing*
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*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose whatt u don't have!

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?

The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me..

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

If u r asking if Id hurt u, the answer is never.

If u r asking if I miss u, the answer is forever.

If u r asking if I need u, the answer is I do.

If u r asking what I value, the answer is Id value u.

If being caring was time,

U would b ETERNITY

If being a darling was a dime,

U would b worth BILLIONS.

But damn, if being sexy was a crime,

U would b so GUILTY.

Somebody loves u, somebody cares,

Somebody is saying ur name in their prayers.

All day long all night through,

Somebody is breaking their heart just for u!

Ur love is like a river peaceful and deep,

Ur soul is like a secret that I never could keep,

When I look into ur eyes I know its true,

God must have taken time in making u!

Hurt is painful, love is 2,

U dream of someone,

Someone else dreams of u.

Although these dreams rarely come true,

It feels good to dream of someone like u!

Close ur eyes and imagine this,

The one u love just gave u a kiss.

Move closer, have no fear,

Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.

Heres my heart, its urs so take it,

Treat it gently, please dont break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

Life is for living I live mine for u,

Love is for giving I give mine to u.

Dreams are for dreaming, I dream of u,

Hearts are for beating mine beats for u.

Someone somewhere dreams of ur smile,

Nwhilst thinking of u, says life is worthwhile.

So when u r lonely, remember its true,

Someone somewhere is thinking of u.

If a kiss was a drop of water,

Id send u the sea.

If a hug and cuddle was a leaf,

Id send u a tree.

And if love was forever,

Id give u eternity.

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai?

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain..

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

If your face had "Welcome" written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

it goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think
- teabag

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

Those innocent eyes..Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?

I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful. I look at you..I....I...I'd rather look at the stars again!

You know what I pray to God everyday in the morning that everyone gets a friend like you. Why should only I suffer?

I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me. You cry...I cry. You laugh..I laugh. You jump out of the window...I...I...I...look down and then I laugh again.

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!

You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming

Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous.

In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

If I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id "hurt" but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame,
every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!...

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Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

2 live a life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happyness, 2 have happyness i need a friend & 4 a friend i need U!

Can u keep a secret?

Between me & u

You promise?

I really need to tell u this...

Well...

I MISS U...

If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!

LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!

Sum broken hearts may never mend, Sum memories may never end, Sum wet tears may never dry but my luv 4U will never die!

Dreams r 2b 4gotten, Reality 2b lived, desire 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached, where it began there it will end, friends from the start, Friendz till the end.

U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!

Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much

I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

FRIENDS are like stars.....
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..

another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another winter.a summer too... but there? ll never be.........
another you!

A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend

I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how U 4give, Not how U listen but how U Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in July? I have seen things U only imagine 2 see? But I haven't seen anything sweeter than U.

Never 4get old friends. They R hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER.

The test of friendship doesn't comes when U R 2GethEr. It comes when U Part ways & U Realize that despite the distance, the friendship is still there...

A special friend is rare indeed, its God grace 4 good deeds, yes, perfect friends r very few, I m so lucky 4 having U.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said : please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!

Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die.

True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

If I were 2 be anything in this world?. Id be UR tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in UR heart, born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is U.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!

A friend is sweet when its new.

But it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, 4get me not.

Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 1000s already

i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!

A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

Last night I dreamt of U. I thought of U the whole day today. I think I love U. Tomorrow I'll think of V, then W, X, Y and Z. hehe!
Love's a complicated machinery. But sometimes a good screw can fix it up!

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Cellfones can be very irritating. Have to buy a card now and then. Have to recharge the battery. Msgs get delayed but there one thing I love about it...It connects me to you.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

When the night comes, look at the sky If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, cause I did and I found a friend like you

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.

A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!

I ask God to make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile. Grant you wealth, give you health and most of all give you sweet tender loving care.
Usually I ony sms people who are either very cute, very sweet or very special. But in your case I'm making an exception...your'e all three!

God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give you only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for you to find.

If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!

A person of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection and prayers. Send this to a beautiful person...I just did!

Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Hum To Mojod Thy Raaton Me Ujalon Ki Tarh,
Log Nikly Hi Nhi Dhondny Walon Ki Tarh,
Dil To Kya Hum Rooh Me Uter Jate,
Tum Ne Chaha Hi Nhi Chahne Walon Ki Tarh.

DARD Hote Hain Kuch DIL Me CHUPANE K Liye

Sub K Sub AANSU Nhi Hote BAHANE K Liye

WO Muje MILA Tha Ik LAMHE K Liye

Umar Sari CHAHIYE Ab Usko BHULANE K Liye.

Insan K Kandho Pe Insan Ja Rahe The,
Kafan Me Lipte Kuch Arman Ja Rahe The,
Jinhe Mili Bewafai Mohabbat Main,
Wafa Ki Talash Main Wo QABRUSTAN Ja Rahe The?

Ae Khuda ?

Suna Hy Qubuliat Ki Koi Gharii Hoti Hy ?

Zara Ye Tou Bata K Kis Kis Trha Maine Tujh Se ?

Usy Maanga Na Tha ? |?!'|

Rehte Hain Hum Door To Kya Hua,
Hum Juda To Nahi,

Baat Nahi Ker Sakte To Kya Hua,

Hum Khafa To Nahi,

Na Milna Hamari Majboori Hai,

Per Hum Bewafa To Nahi.

Ek Bewafa Ko Na Aaya Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen?

Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jayen Ge Aur Usne Kaha?.Aameen

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Krne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.

Naam Likh K Us Ne Mera Mitaya Hoga,
So Bar Usko Meri Yaadon Ne Rulaya Hoga,
Us K Chehre Pe Mera Naam Likha Hai Yaro,
Us Ne Kis Kis Se Mera Naam Chupaya Hoga.

Wo Ruthte Rahe,
Hum Mnate Rahe,

Unki Rahon Me
Palken Bichate Rahe,

Unho Ne Kabi Palt
K B Na Dekha,

Hum Ankh Jhpkne
Se B Ktrate Rahe!

"Zindagi" Se Poocho Ye "Kya" Chahti Hai

"Bus" Ek Usi Ki "Wafa" Chahti Hai

"Kitni" "Masoom" Or Nadan Hai "Zindagi"

"Khud" Bewafa Hai Or "Wafa" Chahati Hai.

Ham Dewano Se Na Pocho Anjam-E-Ulfat


Ham Tö Bewafaöñ Ko Bhi Jeeny Kì Dua Dete Hain.

One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(Wid Embarassing Expressions)

Dat He Wants 2 Leave Her As He Is Losing His Interest In Her

Then Suddenly An Over Speeded Car Collided

With Their Car

Girl Died N The Boy Survived

When The Boy Opened The Chit

He Droppd A Tear Coz

It Was Written

IF U WILL LEAVE ME I Wll DIE'

Pyar Na Hota Hai Wafa Ya Bewafa..........
Isse Pyar Karne Wale Bana Dete Hain Ek Aisa Tofa.....
Jis Main Kabhi Milti Hai Asuon Ki Baris......
Aur Kabhi Milti Hai Muskan Ki Farmaish.

* Kitni Ajeeb Judai Thee Ke Tujhe Alwida Bhe Na Keh Saka,



Teri Sadgi Mein Itna Fareb Tha Ke Tujhe Bewafa Bhe Na Keh Saka*...

Vada To Kar Lete Hai Nibhana Bhul Jate Hai

Laga K Aag Seene Me Bujhana Bhul Jate Hai.

Bhulana To Aadat Ho Gayee Hai Logo Ki.

Rulate Hai Phir Manana Bhul Jate Hai.

Ki Patton Pe Uss Samay Hawa Chal Rahi Thi,
Kinaro Par Masumiyat Tair Rahi Thi,
Uo Kuch Is Tarah Dekh Rahi Thi Mujhe,
Uski Har Ek Baat Ishara Lag Rahi Thi.

Jaane Anjaane Mein Woh Humse Pyar Kar Gaye,
Uske Jaane Se Zindagi Bejaan Ho Gaye,
Palkon Par Aansu Tham Se Gaye,
Pehle Itna Hasaya Ab Rulakar Chale Gaye.

Saath Jeene Marne Ki Kasam,
Khane Ka Chalan Chalataa Aaya Hai.
Yahaan Koi Apni Marzi Se,
Gaya Na Apni Marzi Se Aayaa Hai.

Aanhon Ki Aandhi, Aansuon Ke,
Sailaab, Dhadkanon Ke Zalzale,
Na Jane Kitni Rukaawate Rahon,
Mein Thhi,Par Maut Ruk Na Saki.

Investigate my life, O God, find out everything about me; Cross-examine and test me, get a clear picture of what I’m about; See for yourself whether I’ve done anything wrong— then guide me.

Tum Hamein Yoon Tanha Chhod Ke Na Jana,
Aansuon Ke Sailaab Aa Jayenge.
Hamare Arman To Doobenge Sanam,
Tum Us Se Tair Ke Bhi Na Jaa Paaoge.